We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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