I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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