I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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