Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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