Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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