PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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