I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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