that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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