does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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