I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Even my vagina gasped.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
