shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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