so explain again why im purple
no
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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