i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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