Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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