i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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