i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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