I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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