i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
pray to the hookup gods
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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