Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
