On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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