I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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