they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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