scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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