Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
please don't ironically join a cult
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