Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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