we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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