she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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