Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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