There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
please come you make the beer taste better
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
