Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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