Plan B is the new Plan A
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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