You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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