Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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