I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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