I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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