i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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