I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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