So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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