She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The police scanner is talking about you again....
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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