she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
two words...techno handjob
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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