I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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