I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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