all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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