i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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