they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
