I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
A+ Viking dick
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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