Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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