My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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