We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
pop tarts are not kleenex
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
