right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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