And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Life is so much better after having sex.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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