"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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