its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize