Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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