she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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